Sometimes I imagine how horrible it’d be for a guy to date me/like me

“You look beautiful tonight.”

“That’d because it’s night so it’s dark enough that you can’t see me.”

“You’re a princess”

“Say that again and I’ll slap you -.-“

“I love you.”

“I love me too.”

“Wanna go for a romantic walk together?”

“Sure. Hold on a sec while I get my camera. Hope ya don’t mind walking really slow.”

“You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. I love you so much.”

“Excuse me while I gag.”